mardi 3 mai 2016

I'm so dumb

Having a blog is great. It can help you to express your emotions, it can help you to a gain an exposure and, for some very talented people, fame.

When your website has a bit of traffic, you can add Adsense to get some money. For the last two months, I've made about 20$ with Adsense. Once the government part is taken, I'll have enough money for a value meal at McDonald's.

But that's fine. That's money for nothing, or almost.

This week, I've realized how fucking big I thought I was.

I received an email (subject: Hello) from a guy from Ono pharmaceuticals. The guy asked me in a basic english if I wanted to act for the company as the responsible of investors relations for Canada and United States. I'd get some money for these services.

I went to the website that looked like a fucking crap made with Frontpage in 1999. What a fucking crappy website.

Fuck! I was so excited even though the website was awful. I wrote back to the guy to ask him if it was a serious offer. And about three days later, I haven't got an answer yet. I don't think I will. It's probably the same guy that wrote all those "enlarge your penis" to everyone around the world, many years ago.

I think I just thought I was a fucking superstar.

Who the fuck would want me as their investors relations manager? My language is way too rude and filthy. I may write some very deep things, as long as I'll add all those words like whore, cunt and cocksucker, I'll always be a fucking clown for all the serious people out there. 

4 commentaires:

  1. A lot of those serious people are crooks who will lie to your face while picking your pocket so maybe you're being too hard on yourself.

  2. Hahaha. That's funny. I ignore most of emails like that to my blog. Most of them are not worth your time.

  3. Just the same, I'd love to read a Master Penetrator news release for Valeant or Concordia. Just what would your version read like?

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