Why I invest my money in the stock market

Why do you invest in the stock market?

Probably to have a chance to get rich someday. I don't see a lot of valuable reasons to invest money in stocks. Actually, I see no reason at all except for that.

But I think my reason is a little bit more original than that.

I invest money to get the fuck out of here. I'm so fucking bored about humankind, job issues, civilization, medias, etc. I just want to have the freedom to décalisse where I want, when I want. I want to get rich to be able to do what I want as soon as possible.

Let's face it. Most of us can't do what we want to do. We'll all spend 30 or 40 fucking years of our lives in a job that we don't like, in a fucking subpolar environment where we can enjoy the weather 20 days per year. We'll pay a lot of taxes for a lot of things that we don't use at all. How can you be happy when you realize that???

If I'm rich one day, I'd be a fucking globe trotter and I'd spend my life all around the globe, eating anaconda in Bolivia, eating human flesh in some fucking cannibalistic african tribe, shitting and drinking at the same time in the Ganges in India, etc. I'd be anywhere but here.

MAN, I'M SO FUCKING TIRED ABOUT MANKIND.

PLEASE JASON, GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO OPEN A FOREIGN OFFICE FOR DONVILLE KENT IN SOME FUCKING TROPICAL PLACE FAR AWAY FROM HERE.